Madame Claude Bangkok – Blowjob Bar

Madame Claude Bangkok is one the newest and definitely swankiest Blowjob Bars in Bangkok.

Based on Sukhumvit Soi 26 buzzes with Bangkok’s gritty nightlife, a chaotic swirl of neon and street food hawkers. I’m weaving through the madness when I spot the discreet Madame Claude Bangkok sign, tucked down a dark alley like it’s hiding a naughty secret.

This blowjob bar’s been on my radar, with whispers of fresh girls and spicier services floating through the monger grapevine. I hit up Madame Claude Bangkok a few times to test the waters – solo, double BJ, and full service – to see if it lives up to the hype. Truth is, it’s got some electric highs but enough missteps to keep you on your toes. Here’s my unfiltered take on Madame Claude Bangkok, straight from the Sukhumvit trenches.

Address: Sukhumvit Soi 26, near BTS Phrom Phong, across from Doubletree Hotel
Line: @MadameClaudeBKK
Price: 1300-1700 THB for a 20-minute BJ, 2500 THB for a 40-minute double BJ, 1800-2000 THB for full service

The Girls at Madame Claude Bangkok – Blowjob Bar

Madame Claude Bangkok’s lineup is a roll of the dice – one night you’re drooling over spinners with killer curves, the next it’s average girls who don’t spark. Mamasan flashes an iPad with the day’s roster, and the Line ID helps you scout, but pics can oversell. Here’s who I got down with:

• Whiskey: Late 30s, tiny, tanned, with a wicked smile and bolt-on tits. Her playful vibe’s like a shot of adrenaline – giggles, game for anything. Her rimming and nephropathy are unreal, though she’s not perfect.
• Bell: Mid-30s, curvy with a decent rack and a warm, easy vibe. Her BJ’s top-notch – strong suction, great ball play, killer rimjob – but she’s no looker and can rush under pressure.
• Cherry: Early 20s, slim, with flat tits hidden by a padded bra. Cute face, shy giggles, but braces and a lip bump screamed health risk. Her BBBJ and FS are okay, not epic.
• Aiko: Mid-20s, petite, with a BJ technique like she’s crafting art – slow, precise, perfect ball attention. A rare gem, but good luck booking her.
• Sofia & Laila: Early 30s. Sofia’s curvy and flirty; Laila’s slim and distant. Their double BJ’s wild – Sofia on the shaft, Laila on the balls.

Ambience at Madame Claude Bangkok

Stepping into Madame Claude Bangkok is like entering a high-end brothel with a French twist – black and gold decor, polished wood, clean as hell, but a tad overdone. Mamasan’s all smiles, her English sharp as she guides you through the menu like a seasoned wingman.

Standard rooms have a faux-leather couch and a sink for the quick wash – cramped for anything beyond a BJ. For 300 THB extra, VIP rooms offer a bed and shower, a must for doubles or full service. The alley entrance feels sketchy at night; lean on Google Maps to find it. It’s spotless, even with a midday crowd, but some girls’ clock-watching sours the vibe.

The Experience – Madame Claude Bangkok

One evening, I’m still buzzing from a wild Nana Plaza bender when I duck into Madame Claude Bangkok. Mamasan hands me a Coke Zero and an iPad; Whiskey’s grin hooks me instantly. She’s short, tatted, and radiating “let’s get dirty.” I book a 40-minute session with a VIP room, her soapy wash teasing more than cleaning. On the bed, she’s nibbling my neck, ears, nipples – I’m rock-hard before she touches my cock. Her rimming’s a game-changer, slow licks from my ass to my balls, smirking as she laps up pre-cum. I set a 30-minute timer, daring her to stretch me out. By minute 25, she’s deepthroating me in a 69, her pussy tantalizingly close but off-limits. When I blow, her finger’s on my prostate, sending me to another planet. She takes it all, then chats about Bangkok eats while cleaning me up. Tipped 1000 THB – she earned it. I’m already eyeing her outcall.

A couple nights later, I’m back, chasing that two-girl fantasy. Mamasan pairs me with Sofia and Laila for a 40-minute double BJ in a VIP room. The jacuzzi wash is fun, their banter keeping it light despite staying clothed. On the bed, it’s sensory overload – Sofia’s lips grip my shaft, Laila’s tongue works my balls. Sofia’s curves and Laila’s slim frame make it a visual feast; I’m grabbing asses, slipping under Sofia’s panties (she’s wet, no pushback). Sofia’s deepthroat carries it, but Laila’s weak suction and checked-out vibe drag it down. I finish in Sofia’s mouth; she spits quick, and there’s no time for round two.

Final Thoughts about Madame Claude Bangkok

Madame Claude Bangkok’s got the makings of a killer Sukhumvit blowjob bar, but it’s a coin toss. Whiskey and Aiko can blow your mind – their skills alone make the trek worthwhile. Bell’s a reliable pick for a quick PSE hit. But Cherry’s average performance plus health flags left me cold. The ambiance is slick, and mamasan’s a pro, but prices climb fast, and some girls rush or barely show up. I’ll swing back for Whiskey’s rimjob magic or to hunt Aiko.

Is it for you? I guess there is only one way to find out.