Geisha Nana Plaza has this pull on me – like that one alley you swear off after a rough night, but next thing you know, you’re back, wallet lighter and regrets nowhere in sight. Hit it up last weekend, fresh off a flight that left me wired and wandering Sukhumvit like a heat-seeking missile. Geisha Nana Plaza delivered the goods again, that chaotic bubble bath of petite chaos where every glance risks a barfine impulse buy. If you’re plotting your Nana Plaza crawl, this spot’s the wildcard that turns a standard recon into a full-on Bangkok blur. Let’s unpack it, straight from the sticky seats.
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Prices at Geisha Gogo Bar
Bar Fine:8700 baht Lady Drink: 170 baht Beer: 170 baht Tequila: 170 baht Short time: 2-3k baht Long time: 4-5k baht
The Girls at Geisha Gogo Bar
Geisha Nana Plaza churns out these pocket-rocket Thais like they’re custom-built for the fantasy – short, sun-bronzed, with bobs or tangles that frame faces begging for trouble. Mix of fresh-faced innocents moonlighting from day jobs and seasoned pros who grip the pole like it’s therapy. Bodies stay tight: perky handfuls, hips that sway hypnotic, asses built for the grab. Ink dots some – thigh vines or shoulder scripts – adding that raw edge without the overkill.
On my sweep, a few lit the fuse: This 20-something leggy one, tattoos curling like secrets, all laughs and zero diva – her BBBJ’s a slobbery standout, takes it deep with eye contact that tests your resolve. Then there’s the early-30s curveball, secretary-sharp features hiding a juicy rear; missionary’s gold with those natural perks to latch onto, even if her whimpers echo some overplayed script. Short-hair stunners shine too – student-fresh with gravity-defying Cs (fake but fierce), slick and responsive once stripped. PSE leans heavy if you tip the tease – rimming pops up on the charmers, DFK flows after a round. Repeats lock in the keepers, ghost the stiff ones.
The Ambiance Inside Giesha Nana Plaza
Push through the curtain at Geisha Nana Plaza, and bam – it’s a steamy assault: low lights throbbing to the beat, air heavy with soap froth and that faint floral edge cutting the smoke. Central jacuzzi’s the star – nudes splashing wild, bubbles popping like champagne in hell, while the carousel spins asses and grins your way. Rowdy as fuck: mama-san’s herding cats, waitresses weave with winks and slaps, crowd roaring when a girl nails the drop. That’s the hook – feels like your private peep into Nana Plaza’s underbelly, not some sanitized sideshow. Catch? It cranks hot fast, sweat-slick seats and bass drowning chit-chat. Peak chaos? Pure fuel for the fire.
My Wild Night at Geisha Nana Plaza
Picture this: Solo roll-in last Friday, jet lag mixing with that pre-game Chang haze, heart thumping as I hit the second-floor grind. Geisha Nana Plaza engulfs me – eyes snag on this bubble-soaked pixie, choppy hair framing eyes that scream fresh trouble. Shit, she’s got that pull, I think, and mama-san’s on it, ushering her over with a sly nudge. Calls herself something like Noi, swears 24 but packs the moves of a vet.
Lady drinks flow, her knee nudging mine turns to bold thigh traces, fingers dancing zipper-ward while she spins tales of campus skips and side hustles. Bar’s alive – girls grinding nude, suds flying, my pulse syncing to the thump. This is Nana Plaza raw, brain buzzes, and I’m sold. Barfine snaps easy, 1,200 vanishes, and we’re weaving out, her hand locked in mine, dodging touts with stolen alley smooches that taste like promise.
Soi 11 trek drags delicious – 15 minutes of whispers turning filthy, her breath hot on my neck. Room key clicks, lights dim, and off come the scraps: tummy flat as a board, those shock-big Cs spilling free, nipples peaked and begging. I hold firm on bare – she pauses, grins wicked, then sinks for a BBBJ that hits like lightning. Fuck, tongue game elite, I groan inward, her swirl and suck pulling groans I can’t fake. Yanks me up for DFK, tongues tangling fierce, her slickness proof she’s in.
Bed claims us – she mounts first, cowgirl slow-burn, hips circling sinuous, my grip bruising those curves. Moans build real, no theater, her wetness coating everything as I flip to mish, legs hooked high, driving deep while her face fractures – that innocent mask shattering into bliss. Doggie seals it, ass arched perfect, me railing full tilt, her pushback fierce till nails rake and she’s gasping. Pull and unload across her back, rubbing it in with a growl. Crash, pant, tangle a beat – she’s thumbing her phone already, Thai soaps flickering, but the glow lingers.
Rev for more? Absolutely – sloppy round-two head gets me raging, then LT haze till the sun sneaks in. Sparks fly in flashes, not a blaze, but the ride? PSE perfection chased with GFE warmth. Staggered out hollowed, smirking – Geisha Nana Plaza, you thief of sanity.
Doubled back midweek for variety: this plump-lipped vixen, mid-30s polish with a booty that hypnotizes mid-shake. Mama-san plays matchmaker, and we’re off – hotel dash, her average start (solid but scripted BBBJ) flips to redemption in doggy, hips slamming back as I spider it home, finish explosive on the finish line. Cuddles fizzle to screen time fast, but that face? Instant replay bait, 5k well spent.
Final Thoughts on Geisha Gogo Bar
Geisha Nana Plaza nails that Bangkok alchemy – turns a solo stumble into a saga you’ll chase next trip. Sure, the drink pushes and connection roulette grate, but the highs? Unbeatable spinner symphony in Nana Plaza’s wild heart. Dive early for the lineup loot, tip with intent, haggle smooth – it’ll wreck you right and leave you plotting the encore. Bangkok nightlife doesn’t get grittier or better.
Is it for you? I guess there is only one way to find out.
Visited last week. While I agree the layout is good, the girls are very few and far between and not what can be described as lookers and are totally lost on that big stage. No sign of any shows and the shower cubical remains covered in dust. Strange that effort would be put into opening a new bar then forgetting about the basics. Aside from the name, there’s no geisha theme inside the bar and a lot of confused Japanese customers who were obviously fooled by the name. This could be a great bar if they got a good manager to improve customer experience and a massaman to recruit some better quality girls
@Vern – Absolutely agree. I’ll be posting an updated review this week but they’ve gone drastically down hill since the opening week or two. I was there last week and couldn’t count more than 20 girls on stage at any given point of time.
I went there 2 times last week. There are plenty of girls now. Roughly 20+ girls on the stage at any point. Like the poster said, the waitress and mamasan are pushy for drinks, ST/LT and tips. I can speak a bit of Thai, so usually I can escape these kind of things if I wanted to. The girls all look very young but out of all the girls, I only found one attractive enough for me. She grinds me the whole night(2hrs) without going back to the stage dancing and I only paid for 5 drinks for her so I find it worth it. In the end I went ahead and go for LT with her.
*Rich
Typo in your barfine. It’s 1000 for both LT/ST. I was quote ST(3K), LT(5K).
Hope you do more Gogobar, I can have more input. It is my forte. 😉
*To readers
Gogobars are unlike massage parlors. It is a hit or miss. So try to discuss with the lady whatever you wanted from her before you go ahead. I had a really bad encounter at Butterflies(Nana) which I paid for LT and the lady left in 2hrs only providing one shot saying she needs to go home urgently. No showering together, no HJ, no BJ and I need to put on the condom myself because she says she doesn’t know how. Playing dumb with me. I was really mad but I forgive her, she is really cute and sounds amazing on bed. 😈
Thailand very exspensive now.
Bet Paan batht(8000) bar fine..
are you crazy..?
Cambodia is the new Thailand…
Girls are very friendly.
Geisha has nude washtub shows where (last night) the girls allowed full (and i mean full) touching for 100 baht tip. Girls also amenable to full touching at other seats for a lady drink.
Very relaxed vibe and not too crowded
This is my go to go-go bar in Nana Plaza, the most fun that you’ll get to the Windmill, Pattaya. Great girls, lots of happy debauchery, and ensure you have a wallet full of 20 Baht notes to slap over any body parts of the girls you want in the soapy tub! I enjoy the atmosphere of the place, it’s never too packed and I can happily sit in there for hours! More than happy to buy the girls a few drinks because they’re value for money and great company!