Wood Bar Bangkok Blowjob Bar

Wood Bar Blowjob Bar in Sukhumvit Soi 7/1 is a gritty slice of Bangkok nightlife, a narrow alley packed with catcalling bar girls and neon signs that scream temptation. I’m strolling through, dodging offers from every corner, when I hit the end of the strip and spot Wood Bar Bangkok, a no-frills blowjob joint that’s been a quick-fix staple for mongers.

Word was the place had shifted – new girls, tweaked prices—so I dove in over a few nights to test the waters, sampling solo BJs and a double-girl session. Wood Bar Bangkok’s got its charms, but it’s a gamble with more duds than diamonds. Here’s my unfiltered take, straight from the Sukhumvit shadows.

Address: Sukhumvit Soi 7/1, near BTS Nana
Line: @WoodBarBKK
Price: 800-1000 THB for 20-30 minutes, full service is 500 THB extra if offered

The Girls at Wood Bar Bangkok

Wood Bar Bangkok’s lineup is a mixed bag, think middle-aged, chubby girls mixed with the occasional cute spinner. Mamasan calls them out in black (800 THB) or gold/white (1000 THB) dresses. Here’s who I ran into:

• Nana: Early 30s, short, slightly thick, with big fake tits and a cheerful smile. Her BBBJ is solid, good suction and CIM, but no deepthroat. Her bubbly vibe’s a win, though she’s not a stunner.
• Number 30: Mid-20s, petite with secretary glasses and a kissing-lips tattoo. Great energy, killer rimming, and a face-fuckable mouth. Her double BJ with another girl was wild but cramped. A repeat for sure.
• Number 8: Late 30s, decent face, not a spinner but not fat. Her deepthroat game’s strong, eyes watering, no complaints, but she skips the finesse. Solid for a quick PSE hit.
• Fah: Mid-30s, thick with cornrows and glasses. Tries hard with ball play and nipple teasing but can’t finish the job for some. Her effort’s there, but no spark.
• Honey: Mid-20s, BBW with big natural tits and a cheeky pout. Good suction, loves ball play, but no deepthroat and average skills. Fine for the price, not memorable.

The Ambience

Wood Bar Bangkok’s setup is as basic as it gets, a dim, seedy vibe with a bar upfront and a lineup of girls in mismatched dresses. Mamasan or papasan’s friendly, ringing a bell to parade the girls, but the place feels like it’s seen better days. Upstairs booths are tiny, with beat-up recliners or couches, a sink for the quick wash, and towels that’ve seen too much action. You’ll hear every moan from the next cubicle, privacy’s a myth. It’s clean enough for a BJ bar, but the worn-out vibe and cramped space scream budget. If you want polish, Madame Claude’s a better bet.

The Experience at Wood Bar Bangkok

One evening, I’m fresh off a beer-soaked night at Nana Plaza, too horned up for my own good but not dropping 4k at Baccara. I hit Wood Bar Bangkok, and mamasan rings the bell for the lineup, a dozen girls shuffling in, mostly 5s and 6s, a few catching my eye. Nana’s big smile and fake tits hook me, so I pick her for a 1000 THB BJ.

Upstairs, she washes my cock and ass with a grin, sits me on a creaky recliner, and gets to work. Her BBBJ’s decent, good suction, some ball play, but no deepthroat, and her fake moans feel like a script. I grab her head to set the pace, finishing in her mouth after 15 minutes. She spits quick, cleans me up, I tip 100 THB. Solid for the price, but I’ve had hotter for less.

A few nights later, I’m back, chasing something wilder. Mamasan suggests a double BJ with Number 30 and another girl she picks, 1600 THB total. Number 30’s got this cute ex-girlfriend vibe, glasses, tattooed breast. The booth’s so tight we’re practically stacked, but they make it work. Number 30 rims me like a champ, my legs up, while her partner sucks my cock. They swap, kneeling for a blowjob sandwich, two mouths on my shaft, pure insanity. I face-fuck Number 30, finishing in her mouth as she keeps sucking. The other girl’s a blur, barely keeping up. Number 30’s worth it.

Another afternoon, I roll in after lunch, itching for a quick fix. I pick Number 8, late 30s but decent, banking on her deepthroat rep. She washes me thoroughly, front and back, and dives in. Her deepthroat’s legit, eyes tearing, holding it like a pro, mixed with ball licking and a brutal face-fuck I didn’t see coming. I finish on her lips, extra sensitive from a pre-session smoke. Tipped 200 THB, she earned it. But the booth’s grimy vibe and some loud bastard next door grunting killed the mood.

Final Thoughts at Wood Bar Bangkok

Wood Bar Bangkok’s a cheap, no-fuss spot for a quick Sukhumvit suck, but it’s a coin toss. Number 30 and Number 8 can bring it, rimming and deepthroat worth the trip, but girls like Fah and Honey are forgettable, and the 800 vs. 1000 THB pricing feels like a hustle.

The booths are a cramped, grimy mess, and you’ll hear every grunt next door. Mamasan’s cool, but the talent’s thin, and some girls just sleepwalk through it. Check the Line ID for pics, but don’t fall for the Photoshop. For 800-1000 THB, it’s a budget bang, but don’t expect a mind-blower. I’ll swing back for Number 30 or to scout a new face.

Is it for you? I guess there is only one way to find out.